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Kritika trolls all the salt in the world

Me : Yar shikanjee banake piyunga abhi.

Kritika : Yar mujhe to ghar wali shikanji bilkul nai pasand.

Me : Mai tujhe kabhi apne ghar ki pilaunga, bhot tasty hoti hai!

Kritika : Mujhe to waise pasand hai jaisi college k bahar nai milti!

Me : Han mere ghar bilkul waisee hi banti hai, bas utni thandi nai hoti…

Kritika : Yar mujhe to wo nimbu se bimaro wali feel ati hai, because jab be loose motion/dehydration hota hai to mummy yahi pilati hain.

Me : Ek second! Tumhare ghar namkeen shikanji banti hai kya ?

Kritika : han!

Me : tabhi to, wo tasty nai hoti…

Kritika : Han matlab wahi cheeni, nimbu and pani.

Me : To namkeen kis cheez se karte ho ?

Kritika : NIMBU SE! 


by Adwiteeya Agrawal

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